Rosie O'Donnell captures first spot. Rosie sings, dances, and shoots rubber projectiles at the crowd. Nobody else brings out live musical performers like Rosie.

Jerry Springer revives the brutal spirit of the Roman coliseum. Audiences cry out for blood, and fistfights may break out at any moment. Jerry seizes second place with one of the most entertaining shows on television.

Jay Leno hauls in third with the Tonight show. Jay proved his stand up comedy talent long before the Tonight show. He offers a gentler brand of humor that pokes fun without cruelty. Go Jay!

Howard Stern has managed to offend all races and religions without prejudice. Stern says if he stops to think about whether or not he should say what's on his mind, it's censorship. His fans won't be surprised to see him conquer fourth place in our poll. Long live Fartman!

Oprah Winfrey grabs fifth place. Oprah's delicate handling of touchy situations and uplifting show themes ensure the fans will love her forever. You go girl!